quoted in ETH · pons v2 · robinhood chain · est. april 2011
you've nyaned for 0.0 seconds (this is real. the counter is the only real thing here)
A gray cat with a Pop-Tart for a body has been flying through space at a steady pace since April 2011 and has never once asked for anything. $NYAN is the coin for that cat. Eight bits, one tart, six stripes, no utility, and a trail that only goes one direction because the cat cannot turn around.
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ok but why this cat
Every meme from 2011 is dead. Not retired — dead. The cat is still up there, same speed, same song, same six stripes, not asking anyone for anything. That's the whole pitch. There is no second paragraph.
The cat was flying before Ethereum had a whitepaper, before the word "memecoin" existed, before half the group chat was old enough to be in the group chat. It has seniority over everything it's quoted against.
Not a promise about the chart. A fact about the sprite. The cat faces right, the rainbow comes out the left, and in fifteen years nobody has ever seen it turn around. Draw your own conclusions. Then delete them.
The original was a cat, a pastry and a loop. This is a cat, a pastry and a contract. Nothing gets built, nothing gets unlocked, nothing is "coming". The roadmap is the animation. It loops.
roadmap · it's a loop
there is no phase four.
there is phase one again
the rainbow · measured in stripes
type your bag. type a number. it multiplies them. that's it
it is dividing your bag by the supply and multiplying by the number you typed. it does not know the future. the cat does not know the future. nobody in the group chat knows the future
four steps. the song is 3:37 long. you'll be done before it loops
Any EVM wallet works. Add the network and put a little ETH in it. A dollar clears the minimum buy and gas is on top.
Paste the address from the top of this page. Compare it character by character with what Pons shows you. If they differ, stop. Do not trust a link somebody DMs you, especially if it has a cat in it.
It's quoted in ETH, so the swap is one confirmation. Any size. The rainbow has no minimum stripe.
Nothing to stake, nothing to claim, nothing to do. That's not a limitation, that's the entire design. Post your nyan time in the group chat.
the sprite sheet
last row is the important one.
zero cats. it's a coin
also there is no tart.
i know. i'm sorry
questions from the comments
No. Nyan Cat was made by Chris Torres in 2011 and belongs to him. This is a fan-drawn pixel cat and a joke token, not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to the creator, the Nyan Cat brand, or anyone who owns anything. The cat on this page is a different set of 740 pixels.
Not that one. The real song belongs to daniwell and it isn't ours to use. What you're hearing is an original 8-bit loop written for this page, synthesized in your browser, so nothing is downloaded. It starts the moment you touch the page, because no browser will let audio play before that. The ♫ button in the header kills it, and it stays killed next time you visit.
Yes. It counts the seconds since this page loaded, in your browser, and stops when you leave. It stores nothing and sends nothing. Reload and it starts over, like the cat.
Nothing. It's quoted in ETH on Pons, it has a fixed supply, and it goes up and down when people trade it. There is no utility, no staking, no revenue and no product. If someone tells you otherwise, they're describing a different coin.
Then the cat keeps flying and you have less ETH than you started with. Only put in what you can lose entirely. The rainbow is not a floor.
It's dividing your bag by a billion and multiplying by a number you typed. It has no idea what anything is worth and neither does anybody else. The cat certainly doesn't.
nyan nyan nyan.
it's still going. so are you
the group chat is on X. post your timer